As if we were still in suspense of the quarterback situation. Orton is our man. And I am as happy as I can be with the situation.
Listen close. Orton is the one man who totally embodies spermlacher, and as I see it, Chicago. You may ask yourself, what are the most important things to Kyle Orton. Well thankfully we have an official list of the top 8.
1. Whiskey
2. Bar Sluts
3. Beards
4. Whiskey
5. Whiskey
6. Watching football
7. Playing football
8. Titties
Strangely enough throw a couple Black Flag albums into the mix and this list is about the same as me and Mark Ass's.
I think we all have a "Kyle Orton" as a friend. Actually I have 5 of them. But the difference is Kyle has been blessed with the gift of being the best mediocre quarterback the Bears have ever seen and being able to get some fine ass at the bar.
One of Spermlacher's goals this year is to get in contact and have a drink with Kyle Orton. How do we make this happen? Post a comment with ideas assholes.
Rex Grossman.. Go back to Gary, IN- Trick Buster
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Byron K. Orton Age: 55-59
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I always knew we could depend on a man named ARF
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